25 Funny Responses to “Can I Ask You a Question?”
Someone asks “Can I ask you a question?” Most people just say yes or no. But why not have some …
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25 Funny Responses to “Can I Get Your Number?”
Phone numbers feel pretty personal these days. Most people guard them carefully and don’t hand them out to just anyone. …
25 Funny Responses to “Do You Smoke?”
Humor works wonders in conversations. It makes people relax, breaks down walls, and helps strangers become friends faster than almost …
30 Funny Responses to “Guess What!”
Someone drops “Guess what!” on you, and your brain goes straight to the obvious “What?” response. But why stick with …
25 Funny Responses to “Excuse Me!”
When someone says “Excuse me!” you don’t have to stick with boring responses like “Yes?” or “How can I help …
25 Funny Responses to “Do You Have a Boyfriend?”
Someone asks if you have a boyfriend. It happens more often than you’d expect, and the timing is usually awkward. …
25 Funny Responses to “Do You Miss Me?”
When someone asks “Do You Miss Me?” a funny response can work better than a straight yes or no. This …
25 Funny Ways to Say “I’m Bored”
Saying “I’m bored” gets old fast. The phrase sounds flat and doesn’t tell people much about what’s really going on …
20 Funny Things to Write in a Birthday Card
You know that feeling when you’re standing in the greeting card aisle, holding a blank birthday card, and your mind …
20 Funny Things to Say When Someone Doesn’t Text Back
Ever sent a text and then stared at your phone waiting for a reply that never came? We’ve all been …